Review: Club Eureka

We have been going to Fetish clubs for years a friend said we should try out Eureka as we had never been.  We already knew about Eureka but knew it as a naturist club and although I have nothing against naturism part of the fun of going clubbing is the dressing up, occasionally Eureka have a themed night and tonight it was school uniform so we thought why not.

It was a little tricky to find deep into the country lanes and tucked away which added to the mystery of it all.  We drove up the very narrow country lane and at the top we found a large black sliding iron gate with Eureka right across it so we knew we were in the right place.  We wondered if the gates were intended to keep people in or keep people out! After a quick chat on the intercom we were in.

Eureka is predominantly a naturist club so there were many naked people ambling about some with just a towel on after being in the open air pool all day or the spa and others completely starker’s without a care in the world. The club is set in 23 acres with excellent outdoor facilities, a club house, spa, games room outdoor swimming pool and massage laid on by resident therapists.

It was early evening when we arrived but it had been a lovely day and the sun was still out and it seemed like the middle of the afternoon. People were arriving in various school uniform outfits - the theme for the night.       

We drove into the woodland area and parked our car and made our way to the reception to check in and get our cabin keys. Eureka have a number of chalets available that can be rented for an overnight, weekend or week or more stay from £35 upwards which was novel as we could both have a drink for a change and just wander back and fall into bed without a journey home.  Our first impressions were very good everything seemed clean and well kept the people were extremely friendly and very welcoming the whole atmosphere was relaxed and friendly. Our cabin was much nicer than we expected for £45, clean and well presented, modern looking with a TV, heater and tea and coffee making facilities. 

We got dressed in our very fetish school uniforms and made our way to the clubhouse getting compliments from the naturists along the way. There was a food van outside the club house selling hot dogs and burgers, and outside seating with tables all very nicely decked out.  The grounds are very well kept and the clubhouse was clean and spacious. The club house does not have an alcohol license so you bring your own drink at first we thought it strange but organised our selves with a cool box and plenty of booze for the evening, it actually turned out to be great having your own drink on the table in front of you, no queuing at the bar and getting mingy shots and paying over priced bar club prices.

At first the music was a little strange for us as they were playing old 70s & 80s stuff.  It seemed quite surreal to have gone for a fetish night out and dressed as we were listening to Kylie “put your hand on your heart, Rick Astley “never gonna give you up” the Nolan’s “I’m in the mood for dancing” and a splash of Country and Western, but hey we were out for the night and everything was nice and the people were lovely so we were going to enjoy ourselves whatever the music.  A little later on the music ramped up a notch and they played all the latest dance mixes working their way up to all the old trance tunes and floor fillers that we had not heard for ages we ended up on the dance floor nearly all night. 

There were other rooms you could go off and explore but we were having such a good time we never got around to them.

At the end of the night we had a short walk to our cabin (just as well considering the amount of alcohol we got through) and it was nice going to sleep in the country air, it was also nice waking up to a cup of coffee in bed and then off for a cooked breakfast in the club house and chatting to everyone else who had stayed the night.

I am a workaholic and always multitasking something or another but I came away totally chilled out, which is a first for me after a clubbing night out! It was like a little holiday break away in beautiful surroundings with nice people nice food and good music, what a great experience from start to finish. Next time we will arrive much earlier in the day and take advantage of all the facilities and chill out even more!