'Vampire' woman gets ‘horns’ implanted

Maria Hose Cristerna, a mum of four from Mexico, showed off her unusual looks at a tattoo exhibition in Monterrey in California recently.

Torture Garden Boat Party Friday 10th of June.
10pm - 4am (last entry 2am!)
Venue name: HMS President
Venue address: Victoria Embankment, Nr Blackfriars Birdge, London, EC4Y 0HJ
How Much: Advance Tickets: £24 TG Members / £27 Non Mem
Artists: Millicent Binks, Annette Kellow, Marnie Scarlet, Allen TG, Janette Slack, Jimmy Mofo
Ticket link: http://www.torturegarden.com/tickets/
Summary:
All aboard the glamorous 1918 ship HMS President for a special intimate TG Boat Party. The ship is moored and doesn't move! Tickets are very limited so buy an advance ticket.
Performance Stage
Shows by:
Millicent Binks & Annette Kellow
Marnie Scarlet
+ Japanese Bondage & Erotic Visuals

Club Ballroom
DJs: Allen TG, Jimmy Mofo, Janette Slack
Sleazy Electro House, Dirty Electro, Booty Breakz, Ghetto House, Drum n Bass

Boudoir Lounge
Music: Burlesque, Swing, Cabaret & Sleazy Rock n Roll

Below Deck Dungeon Playroom
Erotic & SM Play Equipment
Music: Sleazy Sailor Songs, Atmospheric, Ritual, Electronica, Erotica

Outside Deck
Views of the Thames & major landmarks

Enforced Dress Code
Sleazy Sailors * Fantasy * Fetish * Burlesque * Berlin Kabaret * Uniform * * Steam Punk * Boudoir * Moulin Rouge * Venice Carnival * Circus Side Show * Top Hat & Tails * Medical * Militaria * Electro Fashion Freak etc
No Casual Street Wear / No Street Camouflage / No Jeans / No Cotton T -Shirts!
No Refund If Not In Dress Code / No Cameras!

Online www.torturegarden.com (+ booking fee)
Shop Outlet:
Liberation - 49 Shelton St, Covent Garden WC2

Tickets On Door: £27 TG Memb / £30 Non Mem

www.torturegarden.com / TG Office Info Tel: + 44 (0)20 7613 4733

Switch - the boys are girls and the girls are boys. For all gender bender lovers. May 21st at Basing House, 26-27 Kingsland Road, London E2 8AA.

Girls fancy doing it like a dood and being a guy for the night and guys do you fancy wearing something slinky and being a girl for the night? Maybe you are a closet TV one way or another!

Well now is your chance to try it all out, the next Club Rub Event is SWITCH check on Club Rub web site for ideas for dressing up http://www.club-rub.com/index.php/events.  This is one I can not make and I would make a pathetic puny tiny man and my partner would make a well ugly woman so it's probably for the best!   

As always no matter what the theme is you are sure to have a good time at Rub so if you are not quite daring enough to break from the norm to try out this theme then just get your usual fetish gear on and go along and have fun.

Are you going, What are you wearing, How many song titles can you think of that apply to this theme? Lola, If I was a boy, Do it like a dood.

Comments here please.

Taking BDSM into a new era of computer controlled bondage.

Bondage Engineering

Below we have an in depth interview with Kobal from Bondage Engineering so you can find out a little more about how this genius mind works.  If you have not yet visited bondage-engineering.com you will not know about the unbelievable Creativity and warped engineering skills of Kobal. He is an electronics engineering genius. 
Kobal has created a Revolutionary Bondage Interface which has the ability to control any electrical, pneumatic or hydraulic bondage device, rig or furniture from anywhere in the world using your web browser. Having been developed over the last few months the BONDONICS Interface (Patent Applied for) has had successful test run's and they have now launched a Free live INTERACTIVE Bondage Service with REGULAR SLOTS.

This interface opens up a whole new realm of possibilities in remote controlled bondage. Rigs and devices can now be web enabled with any normal computer web browser.  The submissive is now at the mercy of the internet and slave to technology.  The possibilities are endless but here are a few.....

* turning e-stim up and down
* rotating and moving the model
* tightening or loosening bondage rope.. straps or chains
* magic wand on and off, controlling speed of fucking machine or caning machine
* other accessories that could be thought of

Pay per squeeze is in the realms of possibilities for this interface. 

LIVE BONDONICS Is The name that was given for the first live demonstration on the 1st of May, there has been 3 sessions since and the 4th one will take place on 22nd May 10:00 PM bratt on the Moaner with E Stim.

 Want to know more and get inside the head of Kobal? 

He has given us this in depth interview to share with you.

Who are you and what do you do?
Who am I is a good question, who is any body?  What am I would be the better question. A Pervert  , a rigger,  imaginative, creative.. in short I’m a bondage engineer.   I'm entering the Bondage Awards this year  so wish me luck.
How does one sum up what I do .. Creative pevertary so my card says , but its more than that, its an expression of my imagination and creativity.
Where did it all start?  In my garage, about  10 or 12 years ago..  I originally build small rigs and devices for me and brat and over time these bits got larger, but the main driver and has always been is to bring BSDM in to the computer and mechanical age whilst having a lot of fun.. and seeing people faces when we take the play with machines up a few notches.  It’s the wow factor.
Explain some of your inventions and what they do… 
The Moaner  -- pretty much says what it does
The model kneels with legs apart on the machine.. hands are locked into place in front of her ,, strapped round the torso.. her legs are pulled back to her ass and strapped in place. Her thighs are strapped tightly and the magic wand it mounted between her legs. Her nipples are clamped to the puller in front .. all items are pneumatically powered .. the straps are tightened to extreme with air pressure.. so she cannot move the nipple puller is used to torment and torture her nipples.. giving them a tug..
The magic wand on a sliding ram . is pushed up into her pelvis hitting the clitoris .. and can be removed  if she gets too excited. This machine has caused subspace.
Computerised interface..  This is not so much as a Machine as more of an enabler to allow anyone on the internet to control a piece of bondage equipment,  remote control via the internet so don’t have to be in the same country as the sub and machine.. what it allows is control of the above machine from long distance.. with feed back via video & audio. A system i have called BONDONICS the infusion of technology into bondage.

What’s your favourite machine and what does it do?  Actually my favourite is not a Machine. it my trolley for the machines.. why cause it light and so versatile .. I still can do thing’s with it, it’s a platform for not just machines. but also static bondage.. Many of which still haven’t been seen as yet.

Who or what influences you? Well I do have to say my main influences are Jeff Gord, In sex, and the BDSM illustrators such as Pischard & Bishop to name but a few .

What advantages do your machines have over other BDSM equipment?  Well for me they do what I want, they are cheap, built to my specification. and guaranteed to work, the warranty on them suck’s though, the manufacturer is a miserable fucker and never gives my money back. Most of the stuff I want to play with I cant find anywhere, well lets face it you walk into an Ann summers shop and ask for a fucking machine they would faint. So to me I get what I want with a bit of hard work.. plus I’m getting better with welding .. not being burnt so much. And I haven’t set fire to the workshop this year..

Do you see yourself as the ultimate kinky mad scientist inventor type? 
Nope that’s Jeff's Job.  I'm just Insane,  I don’t class my self as a scientist well I should do I got a doctorate but that’s another story.. I don’t design this stuff. I just start building as see what happens. Most of the time something creative comes out.

Do you know of any other computerised BDSM machines/technology?   Yes I have seen a few.. And have had a play with some of the wireless controlled stuff.  But most just vibrate at the cheaper end  or stuff a dildo inside a pussy rapidly  at the higher end.

What’s to come in the future? I have a pile of old Gym equipment in my workshop.. And have a few ideas on what to do with them. But it will involve pneumatics and moving the victim.. err sub .. Whilst bent in unusual angles and restrained tightly whilst being rammed on to a static dildo would be the best way to describe it, plus maybe some electrical gizmos to make it more exciting. I was going to build a carrier for the machines on the back of my truck but I sold it so. I'm on the hunt for a removable car chair for my new car so I can pervertery it to have the ultimate accessory a mobile BONDONICS chair.

Anything else to add?  Yes when you going to get yourself. squeezed on  one of my Machines. Ill even retro fit a boxing glove for you..

Check out  http://bondage-engineering.com and you can find out where Kobal will be next from the events liste on his profile http://www.fetishfreedom.co.uk/content/businesses/bondage_engineering_455.htm which will also appear on our "Whats On Calendar"

Extracts from bondage-engineering.com Web site.

The Next steps are to get a pay per view site up and running, where clients can book in slots to play remotely with a model. We require more models who can take the tight bondage. As through the power of the internet the true potential of the interface will be realised. This is the first of its kind
Contact Kobal for a demo.

LIVE BONDAGE NOW ONLINE http://bondage-engineering/live/ 

Media Partners Wanted: They are looking for vendors to supply the outfits and toys for use in the Videos, with full credit given in the video credits info@bondage-engineering.com

CASTING CALL: They are looking for Models to appear in Videos, contact on info@bondage-engineering.com

Live audio and Video are played through the users web browser,whilst they can control the victim on the machine they are watching. Having been developed over the last few months the Mk1 BICI (Bondage Interactive Computer interface) has had its first successful test run and now a live Demo is now ready. The interface opens up a whole new realm of possibilities in remote controlled bondage. Demonstration Available

http://www.bondage-engineering.com/index1.htm?page=_interactive.php                                             

http://www.bondage-engineering.com/index1.htm?page=_live.php 

@KOBAL1  Twitter profile.  His famous saying "if you can dream it we can build it"  

What do you think abot this amazing machinery, Will you be getting involved, Do you have any ideas for Bondage Engineering???

COMMENTS

CHEATING lovers have found their ideal hideaway for illicit sex – self- storage lock-ups.

The unromantic venues, often on industrial estates, are being used by couples as a secure place to meet. The units, with their own keys and guaranteed privacy, can give lovers time together for much less than the cost of a hotel room.

Bosses found people regularly using lock-ups for sex, according to trade website storage.co.uk.

A spokesman for Lok’Store, with outlets in south-east England, said one of its units in Hampshire has been used like a cut-price hotel.

He said: “We had a couple who rented space, visited it regularly, but never filled up. This is taking the big friendly storage company theme to an extreme.”

A small unit measuring about 10ft by 5ft can be rented for about £60 a month, far less than even the most basic hotel.

Owners who don’t want their spaces to be used for loving are being warned to keep an eye out for units containing just a basic mattress.

But a manager at one London storage company said: “I suppose we’d turn a blind eye, though it’s hardly going to be comfortable, is it?”

What do you think, is it as good a place as any?

The picture is not distorted this is really how she looks!

At just 5ft 3, Chelsea Charms proudly claims to have the world's biggest breasts which measure up as a staggering 164XXX cup.

She calls them Itsy and Bitsy and they earn her thousands of dollars a year as they continue to grow at a rate of one inch a month due to the now-banned surgery she underwent.

Chelsea says: "My body is my business - Some people think I'm a freak, but I wouldn't have it any other way".

Chelsea has flown in from her hometown of Minneapolis in the United States to talk to us today.

hey continue to grow at a rate of one inch a month due to the now-banned surgery she underwent.

Chelsea says: "My body is my business - Some people think I'm a freak, but I wouldn't have it any other way".

Chelsea has flown in from her hometown of Minneapolis in the United States to talk to This Morning ITV today.

So what do you reckon then, do you love em could you just nuzzle up into them or would you rather go to bed with a good book? give us your views.....

COMMENTS...

From Twitter

dom_estics DomNick DOM-estics

 can't really stand behind and cup them then!

THOUSANDS of scantily-clad women will join Britain’s first Slut Walk to demand the right to dress up like Jordan without fear of being pestered or assaulted.

More than 5,000 have already signed up for next month’s march.

The demo is part of a growing international movement that started in Canada after police officer Michael Sanguinetti said women should avoid "dressing like sluts"in order not to be raped.

Britain’s first Slut Walk will start at London’s Trafalgar Square.

Organiser Anastasia Richardson, 17, said: "Some people will choose to dress in lingerie but people can come in whatever makes them feel comfortable.

"Anyone can get called a slut no matter how they are dressed, no matter how they are acting. It’s just used to victimise and demean them."

More than 3,000 women have already marched in Toronto, with 2,000 protesting in Boston.

The furious protesters wore T-shirts and carried placards stating: "It’s my hot body, I do what I want," and "A dress is not a yes."

Are you joining the walk - what will you be wearing - what are your views on this.???