Latex Workshops
9:58 pm, Tuesday 26th April 2011
Calling all cute and sexy gals looking for the next skimpy dress. Impress your Mistress with some new found skills. Come on guys - it's easier as you have less curves to worry about. Students - have you a lust for latex? All you weird and wonderful fashionista it's time to embellish and applique. Maybe you just want to repair and do alterations :) From ONLY £50...
Hot off the press: May 7th and June 4th are the next two dates
For more info contact Kim at kim.clubrub@virgin.net
Men In Kinky Boots
3:43 pm, Wednesday 6th April 2011
Walsall Club "Kinky Boots" have been ordered to remove billboard or face court action.
CONTROVERSIAL billboards showing a man in knee-length PVC boots will land nightclub bosses in court unless they’re removed, Walsall planning chiefs have warned.
Bosses at Kinky Boots nightclub have whipped up a storm of protest with the 4ft billboards, which were put up outside the club on Walsall Road, Darlaston, without planning permission.
Now a 500-strong Facebook campaign has been set up online in support of the billboards, from regulars who want to see the signs stay where they are.
Kinky Boots boss Paul Bird said he put the boards up to protect the building from vandalism, and fears that without the signs passing punters would believe the shop to be vacant.
Walsall Development Committee Chairman, Coun Mike Bird, said: “The last thing I want to see is another business in Darlaston close down.
“But now, owners of the club should be talking to the council’s planners to see how they can get around the problem.
“There is also the view that these boards are a distraction to passing motorists.”
The Council has now agreed to take enforcement action to get the boards removed, if necessary
12 Things Possibly Worth Knowing
11:05 pm, Wednesday 30th March 2011
1 In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
2 In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from
looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
3 Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
4 The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
5 There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(this one sounds familiar...)
6 In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
7 Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
8 In Cali, Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
9 In Santa Cruz, Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
10 In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
11 Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
12 Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Erotic Chinese Ballet
10:40 pm, Wednesday 30th March 2011
The Jin Ping Mei, or 'The Plum in the Golden Vase,' is a classic of Chinese literature from the Ming dynasty that has been banned ever since the 17th century because of its explicit sexual content.
Its first English translator, Clement Egerton, found himself so embarrassed by the 70 or so sex scenes in the book, which run the full gamut of perversion, that he rendered them in Latin.
However, a dance production of the book premiered on Friday to a sell-out crowd in Hong Kong, after Wang Yuanyuan took on the work.
Mrs Wang is a former principal ballerina at the National Ballet of China, and choreographed both the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games and a dance performance at the celebrations to mark the handover of Hong Kong in 1997. She is known as one of the "three queens" of Chinese dance.
However, Mrs Wang admitted that there was little chance of staging her production of the Jin Ping Mei on the Chinese mainland. Instead, she said her work as director of the Beijing Dance Theatre was squarely aimed at foreigners.
Sex With Strangers Is Not Environmentally Friendly!
9:53 pm, Friday 25th March 2011
Council chiefs have axed 6,000 trees at a beauty spot – to stop couples romping in the woods. The conifers were felled on the 12-hectare site after it became a notorious hot-spot for “doggers” – people who like to have sex with strangers while being watched.
A huge expanse of forest was cleared alongside the busy A666 at Darwen, Lancs, following a health and safety survey. It found that some of the trees, planted after the Second World War, were in danger of falling down.
But police and councilors have admitted the cull was also ordered to discourage kinky visitors.
And the move has enraged civic groups and environmentalists.
Matthew Elliott, Chief Executive of the Taxpayers’ Alliance, said: “It’s awful that a public green space, an asset to the local community, has been mindlessly destroyed. If the law was enforced properly there would be no need to chop down these trees.”
Mothers Day Gift Idea
9:30 pm, Thursday 24th March 2011
Review: Circus Of Horrors Show
12:57 pm, Monday 21st March 2011
We went to see the Circus of Horrors at the Orchard Theater in Dartford on Sunday20th March 2011.
The wildest show on earth, gory, sexy, amazing, funny and very entertaining.
Although we have seen them before it was great to see again.
The whole cast of performers are all extremely talented in their own unique way and also professional you can see they are all one big happy weird family! They work superbly as a team, very polished and well managed without looking like it!
The whole performance just oozes creativity and is the brain child of Dr Haze whose dad was a lion trainer and was born into the circus, he ran away to try to be a rock and roll performer but when that didn’t work out came back to the circus life. The Circus of Horrors is really an amalgamation of his upbringing and his dreams. Read more about the history here http://www.artshub.co.uk/uk/news-article/profiles/performing-arts/career-profile-dr-haze-circus-of-horrors-169438
As already quoted it really is "All killer thriller and no Filler"! The whole show is packed from start to finish with content. Before the show was due to start a couple of the cast performers a zombie clown and a Quasimodo hunchback were warming up the crowd with silly jokes and antics very amusingly the zombie clown was placing a yellow hazard floor cleaning sign up in front of the theater usherettes skirt the sign said danger slippery wet surface and that was totally impromptu. They had members of the audience out on stage to take part in their antics and walked around the audience in the interval performing tricks with peoples beer and ice creams. My partner got picked on for an arm wrestling contest with the zombie clown as he does stand out like a sore thumb all muscles and tattoos, needless to say the zombie clown lost! Value for money it certainly is.
If you have never been to see the Circus of Horrors you are missing out big time.
The show contains some of the greatest, most bizarre Circus acts Dr Haze is the main man of the show. He is involved in some illusions but is mainly there to relay the story via song which he does extremely well you can tell the show is his baby and his work of art. There is a story to this show yet it is a little hard to follow as you are more aware of the performances going on around rather than the story behind it. We know from the beginning it is based in an Asylum for the criminally insane and that’s about as far as I got with the story line as it is all so captivating you don’t care about the story any more.
When the show begins there seems to be too many tricks and horrors going on and you don’t know which to look at first, but within seconds it becomes clear that each artiste will have their own time to ‘shine’. The gymnastics, the crude antics and the ever amazing illusions have you sitting there wondering what on earth they can do to amaze you next, yet it just keeps coming.
The girl in a bottle is a very bendy girl who can contortion herself into unbelievable positions making the audience gasp and cringe and just how supple she really is. Another bendy girl spent allot of the time just mingling around on stage walking crab style (bent over backwards walking on hands and feet). The audience gasped with disbelief in parts, imagine seeing a man ripped in half or watching a girl have her throat slit open. The illusions really are made to look realistic and spectacular.
All this plus some very skillful Ariel silk shows – (I would so love to learn this art) and a girl they call the vampiric crow woman suspended only by her hair, Jugglers, sword swallower with forked tongue, Voodoo Warriors, Knife throwers and my personal favourite Wee man Professor Daniel Von Henry who gets the most laughs during this performance a very rude very cute midget in a kilt who will not wear underpants and eats light bulbs and uses his eye-socket as a bottle opener and will astound you with his amusing tricks and what he can attach to parts of his anatomy.
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A great variety of the weirdest acts and characters you will ever see put together with great humor to entertain you, even when they aren’t involved with the act at that time they never forget they are on stage and being observed.
A night out at the ‘Circus Of Horrors ‘is an excellent way to spend an evening and a must for all those who like a different style of theater. The Circus of Horrors tour around the world rocking and shocking wherever they go!
I just loved it so much the first time that I went that I go every time now the ‘Circus Of Horrors’ is in town or nearby and am never disappointed. I also see some of the same faces they seem to have their own cult following they also produce a variety of shows so you can go often and not see the same acts, very clever.
I would say it’s not PC, It’s not family friendly. It is a fun and a very enjoyable show with a hell of a lot of skill on stage and in the air! The show contains some nudity & language of an adult nature, it is not suitable for children or people of a nervous disposition, don’t take your Gran!
The music is great too a mix of rock and heavy metal with Marc Bolan and Alice Cooper influences, although I am sure they adapt the music to their audience as when I saw them at a fetish club the music was more Gothic and punky so very versatile performers, Nearly all the music and certainly the lyrics are written by the cast and it is all really well put together. They are even releasing a single - another perfect outlet for a bunch of creative people. If only I was 20 years younger I would run away to join the circus!
An absolutely brilliant show!!!!
You must check this out You tube link http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fUx-X0wUm5g
To find out more visit The Circus Of Horrors website www.circusofhorrors.co.uk or their profile here you will find them under several categories in our Business Directory check in Exhibitions and Events. The UK tour will be coming to an end in May so do be quick to catch them tour dates on our whats on calendar and on their web site.
Torture Garden Next Event Sat April 9th 2011
1:00 am, Monday 21st March 2011
Torture Garden April Ball April 09, 2011 10pm till 6am
Venue Mass St. Matthews Peace Garden, Brixton, London, SW2 1JF
Another wild and sexy night from Torture Garden featuring Eustratia fetish fashion show, Cabaret from Elegy Ellem and MisSa Blue..Djs include Allen TG, Jimmy Mofo, Zoe Hard Aka TING + the Secretary. Loads of other suprises. Strict Dress Code Applies
Description:
Performances by
Eustratia - Latex Fashion Show
Performances by:
Elegy Ellem
MisSa Blue
Japanese Bondage Installation by Amrita + Pole Dancing
3 Fully Themed Rooms & Diverse Sound systems:
Club Ballroom & Performance Stage
DJs: Allen TG, Zoe Hart (AKA The *Ting), David TG, Jimmy Mofo
Electro House, Dirty Electro, Booty Breaks, Ghetto House & Drum n Bass
Dungeon Playroom Arena
Music: Atmospheric, Ritual, Electronica, Post Industrial, Ambient Erotica, Dark Boudoir, Film Soundscapes
SM & Medical Playrooms, Couples Room, Bondage Cage + Medical Fetish & Japanese Bondage Visuals
Burlesque Boudoir Crypt
DJs: The Secretary, Lydia Darling, Duncan De Morgan, David TG
Mash-up Burlesque, Neo Swing, Vegas Grind, Dark Cabaret & Gypsy Punk to Glamour Trash, R n B Booty,
Boudoir Beds, Chill Out Harem Seating & Alcoves, Photo Booth
Enforced Fantasy Dress Code - Explore Your Imagination!
Fantasy * Fetish * Latex * Body Art * Drag * Burlesque * Uniform * Medical * Militaria * Berlin Kabaret * Boudoir * Moulin Rouge * Venice Carnival * Circus Side Show * Top Hat & Tails * Surrealism * Electro Fashion Freak * Steam Punk etc
Full Costumes Only / No Cheesy & Cheap Fancy Dress Copies / No Casual Street Wear / No Street Camouflage / No Jeans / No Cotton T -Shirts!
No Cameras / No Refund If Not In Dress Code!
How Much: £23 TG Members / £26 MOTD
Artists: Eustratia Fetish Fashion Show, Elegy Ellem, MisSa Blue, Allen TG, Jimmy Mofo, Duncan Demorgan, David TG, Zoe Hart,
Ticket link: http://www.torturegarden.com/tickets/non-member.php
Summary:
Advance Tickets: £23 TG Members / £26
Online www.torturegarden.com (+ booking fee)
Shop Outlets:
Torture Garden Clothing @ House of Harlot - 90 Holloway Rd, London N7
Cyberdog - Unit 14, Stables Market, Chalk Farm Road, London, NW1 8AH
Liberation - 49 Shelton St, Covent Garden WC2
Regulation - 17a St Albans Place, Angel N1
Tickets On Door: £26 TG Memb / £29
www.torturegarden.com / TG Office Info Tel: + 44 (0)20 7613 4733
Happy Slappers
6:21 pm, Wednesday 16th March 2011
On a recent visit to The London Fetish Fair I bumped into an old friend Danielle who has been frequenting the Fetish scene for at least 10 years her passion has always been music and has had regular D.J. spots around London, she told me that she is launching her very first fetish night where she will be doing the music and visuals, it will be held this coming Friday 18th March at Stunners. Thames House, Cable Street Studios, Cable Street, Limehouse, E1W 3HB. It will be a fun fetish night with private areas, dungeon, resident doms and dance floor. The dress code is fetish but not strict with the minimum being all black. Prices for entry are men £10 and women £7 We wish Danielle success on her first night and hope for her that this will be the start of a regular new club. We are unable to attend this one but will be looking out for the next.
Club Rub Pirates and Wenches
6:07 pm, Wednesday 16th March 2011
Beautiful leather roses, they are very realistic and make a perfect gift for a birthday or for a loved one they will also last a lifetime.
Its Club Rub time again and this Saturday the theme is Pirates and Wenches a really excellent theme and one to easily get involved in. Check out Club Rub web site for loads of outfit ideas
