Home Circumsision Kit!

Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress? Look no further! Gentlemen readers may want to cross their legs before continuing to read.

We introduce the perfect solution: the Smart Klamp home circumcision kit.

How does it work? Firstly, a helpful, if self-esteem-damaging size-o-meter (see below) determines which model you require. This being a nice, kosher, family-friendly website, we draw a veil over what happens next, although we can reveal that the procedure involves the eye-watering words "clamped", "locking arms", "rotated" and "clicked completely shut."

Cost? Depends how you look at it, of course. Find out more here

http://www.circlist.com/instrstechs/smartklamp.html   Sensible word of warning; You could bleed to death!!