Functional Penis Shoe

Living in London and late at night and after a certain amount of disagreement, it's not uncommon for someone to offer placing their foot up into a very private place.

Now, here's a shoe that can enhance that experience. Or make it worse -- depending on which end of the shoe you're on, or how you feel about these things.

The shoe was created in 1995 by British designer Vivienne Westwood, and is part of "Vivienne Westwood Shoes: An Exhibition 1973- 2010" taking place at the Selfridges Ultralounge department store in London.

Hey, at least I found the perfect shoe!

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