Club Rub Next Event

On July 16th Club RUB will be at Protocol (part of the FIRE complex), 6a South Lambeth Place, Vauxhall, London, SW8 1SP.

Naughty Nautical with Jim Hawkins, Black Dog and Long John Silver doing all that keelhauling, birching, baning and whiping with a Cat o' nine tails - is of course, nautical! This should help.

Captains of cruise ships, An Officer and a Gentleman, striped French style top and a boating hat. Red, white and navy with an anchor would be simple but effective. Finish of with some white leather gloves.

Sew a lobster to a wig or wear it on a headband. Add this anchor around you neck or let it swing from a belt.

Add a starfish with a piece of fishing net for an interesting accessory. Or just wear the net with high heels. Add a couple of sea shells and a crab (in obvious places).

Go for the yachtsman look and get a navy striped top from Matalan or a proper Breton shirt and wear it with your leathers. Add a cap to finish the look. Cheap and cheerful option. Get some sailors tattooed arms without the pain!

Hello Sailor! Great top with bib detail on Ebay. Add a sailor hat, or Marine hat and some white trousers. Failing that your leather or PVC trousers. How about the Dixie Cup style hat?

Put a bit of camp into it. Lets have a bit of a carry on!